Jeff plays football

Hey Guys, hope you enjoyed meeting Tiny Jeff last week, back to the regular (better) Jeff this week! I went for a kick about with some mates at the weekend and I gotta say I thought I knew a lot about football but some of guys disagreed…

Can someone show me where in the rule book it says you are not allowed to bite the ball and carry it into the goal? Because some of the others seemed to think it was cheating but it’s the way I’ve always played and it works amazingly!